The Exiled Archonate of Floydistan is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.027 billion Floydistanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floydigrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.7%.

The strong Floydistanian economy, worth 134 trillion Floyds a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 44,594 Floyds, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign lack of enthusiasm for Floydistanian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards, and Floydistan has designated Floydigrad as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Floydistan's national animal is the Floyd, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Floydistan is ranked 242,798^th in the world and 2^nd in Lethinia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 16,639.87 Standard Monetary Units.