The County of Fluvanna is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 21.655 billion Fluvannans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palmyra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The thriving Fluvannan economy, worth 812 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 37,498 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 163,964 per year while the poor average 5,410, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.

Military spending is on the increase, Fluvanna has designated Palmyra as its capital city, a major religion has been named as Fluvanna's national religion, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Fluvanna in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Fluvanna's national animal is the American eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Fluvanna is ranked 125,510^th in the world and 103^rd in Equilism for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.