The Republic of FMM1 is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its public floggings, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.742 billion FMM1ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 37.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong FMM1ian economy, worth 933 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 73,259 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport, and unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FMM1's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

FMM1 is ranked 23,753^rd in the world and 1^st in Nation of Islam for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,861.28 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.