The District of Foisey is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 39.721 billion districtsmen enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The thriving Foiseyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,348 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 59,114 aurums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 171,202 per year while the poor average 16,175, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, all tariffs have been abolished, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and Foisey has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is moderate. Foisey's national animal is the bovina, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Foisey is ranked 49,109^th in the world and 1^st in Foisey for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 55,154.02 Standard Monetary Units.