The Fascist Fonmillian Reich of Fonmill is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Friedrich Ulrich with a fair hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 1.595 billion Fonmillians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Public Transport and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reichstalder. The average income tax rate is 22.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Fonmillian economy, worth 94.2 trillion Vaslainders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,050 Vaslainders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Homebuyers must agree to name their firstborn after the previous owner, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, and the Fonmillian government is the world's largest NGO. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fonmill's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is No National Religion.

Fonmill is ranked 285,866^th in the world and 149^th in Albastru for Nicest Citizens, with 2.76 average smiles per day.