The Loving Couple of For TheFuture is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by The Bat Queen with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 7.489 billion For TheFutureans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woods. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient For TheFuturean economy, worth 860 trillion snails a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 114,943 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

A commonwealth of equal nations recognises that For TheFuture is a bit more equal than the others, millionaires are surprised to find they are eligible for government handouts, former slaves are free to be oppressed, and high society is losing its collective head. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. For TheFuture's national animal is the owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cards.

For TheFuture is ranked 17,051^st in the world and 1^st in Townston for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,729.8 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.