The Loving Couple of For TheFuture- is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Bump with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.45 billion For TheFuture-ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonesborough. The average income tax rate is 32.4%.

The frighteningly efficient For TheFuture-ian economy, worth 729 trillion snails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 97,934 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Drowning sailors are hung out to dry, truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, and angry men scowl at each other across chess boards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. For TheFuture-'s national animal is the owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cards.

For TheFuture- is ranked 297,827^th in the world and 2^nd in Omega Prime for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.48 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.