The Sultanate of For Wolism is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.98 billion For Wolismians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient For Wolismian economy, worth a remarkable 4,090 trillion baht a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 255,953 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers, and politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. For Wolism's national animal is the cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

For Wolism is ranked 240,584^th in the world and 1^st in Union of Saxon Justice for Most Primitive, scoring -127.67 on the Scary Big Number Scale.