The Loving Couple of ForThe-Future is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pilot Amity with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.31 billion ForThe-Futureans are prohibited from doing almost everything but make sure no one in government gets away with anything either.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Demon Realm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.2%.

The frighteningly efficient ForThe-Futurean economy, worth 967 trillion snails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,368 snails, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 401,911 per year while the poor average 33,878, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Criminals are really screwed, foreign governments regularly accuse the ForThe-Futurean military of war crimes, the police insist that racism does not exist, and the army consists of only generals and grunts. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. ForThe-Future's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cards.

ForThe-Future is ranked 219,452^nd in the world and 4^th in Third Cynglish Empire for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.84 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.