The Technocratic Socialist State of FoXXyTalia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Cainan Liddawi with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.003 billion FoXXyTalians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cainada. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient FoXXyTalian economy, worth a remarkable 3,197 trillion FoxTongues a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 159,870 FoxTongues, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in President Cainan Liddawi's bedroom, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, and there's some really clean windows in FoXXyTalian houses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FoXXyTalia's national animal is the Siberian Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

FoXXyTalia is ranked 3,966^th in the world and 1^st in Federation of Social States for Highest Food Quality, scoring 223.85 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.