The Holy Empire of Fozz is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 29.552 billion Fozzians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 17.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Fozzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,470 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 49,757 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Meat-eating is frowned upon, gambling is outlawed, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Fozz in an international press conference. Crime is almost non-existent. Fozz's national animal is the frog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Fozz is ranked 59,966^th in the world and 4^th in Yorkshire for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 46.76 on the Kitten Softness Rating.