The Commonwealth of Frappuccio is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 8.613 billion Frappuccioans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.8%.

The Frappuccioan economy, worth 378 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 43,962 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, the government is outsourcing itself, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, and Frappuccio has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Frappuccio's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Frappuccio is ranked 99,747^th in the world and 2^nd in Interstate 540 for Most Corrupt Governments, with 13.22 kickbacks per hour.