The Republic of Free Aspopoliverberos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Billy Bob with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ban on automobiles, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.401 billion Free Aspopoliverberosians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aspopoliverberos Libertia. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Free Aspopoliverberosian economy, worth a remarkable 3,193 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 194,696 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal, and computers have been banned. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free Aspopoliverberos's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Free Aspopoliverberos is ranked 1,510^th in the world and 3^rd in Hearth of Hestia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 401.63 kickbacks per hour.