The State of Free State of New Hampshire is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.984 billion Free State of New Hampshireans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals prioritizes Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Income tax is unheard of.

The very strong Free State of New Hampshirean economy, worth 573 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 31,882 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 216,763 per year while the poor average 1,713, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and Free State of New Hampshire has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Free State of New Hampshire's national animal is the deer.

Free State of New Hampshire is ranked 39,345^th in the world and 2^nd in State of New Hampshire for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,452.06 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.