Population | 16.713 billion |
Capital | Korintina |
Leader | Consul Lucius Flavius |
Currency | Ruon |
Animal | Bear |
The Senate and People of Free Tuks is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Consul Lucius Flavius with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 16.713 billion Tuks hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korintina. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Tukisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,060 trillion Ruons a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 183,094 Ruons, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
Prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", and an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Free Tuks's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Free Tuks is ranked 88,104th in the world and 5th in The Charter for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,471.27 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Free Tuks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Economic Output, Highest Disposable Incomes, Largest Black Market, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Free Tuks, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
- : Free Tuks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Free Tuks, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
- : Following new legislation in Free Tuks, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
- : Following new legislation in Free Tuks, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.
- : Free Tuks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Free Tuks, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
- : Following new legislation in Free Tuks, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
- : Following new legislation in Free Tuks, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue.