The Sovereign Federation of Freecriers is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Freedonian Crybaby with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 7.335 billion Freecriers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miracle Star. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freecrian economy, worth 987 trillion Freecrian Moneymakers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,566 Freecrian Moneymakers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

They unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), urban planners beg for just one more lane before bedtime, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, and the threat of economic apocalypse brings out the best in people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freecriers's national animal is the Orange Kitty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beliefs.

Freecriers is ranked 276,743^rd in the world and 122^nd in The Creeds for Fattest Citizens, with 6.36 Obesity Rate.