The Principality of Freeman Dyson is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.52 billion Freeman Dysonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 27.1%.

The Freeman Dysonian economy, worth 189 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,920 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Elected officials who disagree with Leader have a lot of accidents, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, the police force is on a recruitment drive, and every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freeman Dyson's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Freeman Dyson is ranked 190,741^st in the world and 7^th in Praetoria for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,316.46 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.