The Federal Republic of French Fried Frogs is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mister Toad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 17.798 billion Frogs are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Croak. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.9%.

The strong Froggy economy, worth 939 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 52,803 francs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 212,166 per year while the poor average 8,800, a ratio of 24.1 to 1.

Morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, going on a diet invalidates your passport, feeling like a winner comes at a price, and hell is not always other people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. French Fried Frogs's national animal is the Bullfrog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.