The Outernet of Frenitin is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The democratic, devout population of 3.934 billion Franks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azerka. The average income tax rate is 27.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Frank economy, worth 108 trillion Dancoins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,497 Dancoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, the libraries of Frenitin are staffed by lone, lonely librarians, and city-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Frenitin's national animal is the Frank chicken.

Frenitin is ranked 124,564^th in the world and 6^th in Ocala for Largest Black Market, with 1.66 trillion Standard Monetary Units.