The Armed Republic of Frichimla is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Commander Ed Eissa with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, state-planned economy, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.181 billion Frichimlans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalyesich. The average income tax rate is 90.3%.

The all-consuming Frichimlan economy, worth a remarkable 2,194 trillion Mindoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 120,678 Mindoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Political commentators say that Commander Ed Eissa's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, the rich and poor vomit into separate bags, and main battle tanks stalk the woods of Frichimla in search of wolves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frichimla's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Frichimla is ranked 275,798^th in the world and 2^nd in Aerone for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.11 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.