The Dizzy Flying Saucers of Doom of Frisbeeteria is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by CEO G Winston Riegle with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 33.083 billion Frisbeeterians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greenspan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Frisbeeterian economy, worth a remarkable 5,103 trillion FrisBs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 154,273 FrisBs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 790,873 per year while the poor average 16,501, a ratio of 47.9 to 1.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, soldiers are equipped with multi-million FrisB battlesuits, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, and common misteaks slip threw as the Issues Editing Team adds issues by the hundread (Frisbeeteria has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Frisbeeteria's national animal is the VaMoose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Frisbeeterianism.

Frisbeeteria is ranked 22,656^th in the world and 37^th in Texas for Highest Drug Use, scoring 96.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.