The Holy Empire of Frog Angels is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.104 billion Frog Angelsians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.3%.

The strong Frog Angelsian economy, worth 167 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is 40,727 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frog Angels's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Frog Angels is ranked 176,601^st in the world and 2^nd in Collective Rose Front for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 32 on the Bus Surprisal Index.