The Kingdom of FrootLoops is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Milkman with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 32.434 billion FrootLoops have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CerealBowlville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.6%.

The very strong FrootLoopsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,535 trillion Quarts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 47,345 Quarts, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

It's best to decline if Milkman offers to buy a round of drinks, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, and Milkman's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. FrootLoops's national animal is the Cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Catholicism.

FrootLoops is ranked 265,563^rd in the world and 47^th in Gypsy Lands for Most Cultured, scoring 60 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.