The Dominion of Froviu is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 1.044 billion Froviuans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The very strong Froviuan economy, worth 71.8 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 68,779 pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 250,617 per year while the poor average 13,413, a ratio of 18.7 to 1.

Schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, refugees from other nations are flocking to Froviu's border, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Froviu's new capital. Crime is moderate. Froviu's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Froviu is ranked 279,836^th in the world and 26^th in The Wave Experience for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.