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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4thHighest Drug Use: 30thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 33rd
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The light of god burns strongly
Influence
Eminence Grise
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Fuseikoku

Population6.508 billion

Currencyounce of human blood
Animalhomo sapiens

The Empire of Fuseikoku is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, state-planned economy, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.508 billion Fuseikokuans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Spirituality, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 24.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fuseikokuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,423 trillion ounce of human bloods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 218,797 ounce of human bloods, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, absentminded citizens frequently converse with hallucinations, vital infrastructure development is on hold because of 'nature and stuff', and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fuseikoku's national animal is the homo sapiens, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fuseikoku is ranked 291,872nd in the world and 6th in Fuseishuu for Nicest Citizens, with 0.16 average smiles per day.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4thHighest Drug Use: 30thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 33rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 43rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 67thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 68thMost Devout: 78thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 128thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 287thFattest Citizens: 301stMost Cultured: 329thMost Rebellious Youth: 428thMost Corrupt Governments: 831stMost Armed: 1,781stNudest: 2,072ndTop
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Most Authoritarian: 6,304thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,486thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,495thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,570thLargest Retail Industry: 28,613thMost Income Equality: 29,452nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fuseikoku was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, vital infrastructure development is on hold because of 'nature and stuff'.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, absentminded citizens frequently converse with hallucinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, Calvinball training often involves digging escape tunnels.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Fuseikokuan Colonial Thesaurus.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, office microwaves are being replaced by firepits.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, posing for pictures is an integral part of military training.

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