The Extraterrestrial Colony of Fwifwo is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Colonel Carter with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.754 billion Fwifwoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plutotown. The average income tax rate is 53.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Fwifwoan economy, worth 738 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 95,193 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Fwifwo's national animal is the Qwan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Yellow Tranquillism.

Fwifwo is ranked 23,547^th in the world and 21^st in Wintreath for Most Primitive, scoring 76.79 on the Scary Big Number Scale.