The Queendom of Fynmark is a large, cultured nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 120 million Fynmarkians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.2%.

The powerhouse Fynmarkian economy, worth 10.5 trillion Fyns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 87,706 Fyns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 320,048 per year while the poor average 17,066, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, military pilots jettison listening devices as chaff to confuse enemy missiles, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Fynmark's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Fynmark is ranked 232,287^th in the world and 51^st in Mauravia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 247.12 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.