
| Population | 5.207 billion |
| Capital | Rielerstem |
| Leader | Primarch Nikelus |
| Faith | Roman Catholicism |
| Currency | Koko Fruit |
| Animal | Bird |
The Blessed Principality of Gabelas is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Primarch Nikelus with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.207 billion Gabellers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rielerstem. The average income tax rate is 73.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Gabeller economy, worth 791 trillion Koko Fruits a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,008 Koko Fruits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, and mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gabelas's national animal is the Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Gabelas is ranked 4,931st in the world and 3rd in Angelic League for Safest, scoring 129.09 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Gabelas, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
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Gabelas, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.
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Gabelas, mechanics are often exhausted by their work.
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Gabelas, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
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Gabelas, Gabeller scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.
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Gabelas, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos.
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Gabelas, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs.
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Gabelas, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
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Gabelas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Largest Retail Industry.
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Gabelas, theoretical science is only theoretical.




























































