The Commonwealth of Gaeslan 313 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 15.959 billion Gaeslan 313ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Gaeslan 313ian economy, worth 106 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 6,677 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gaeslan 313's national animal is the gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Gaeslan 313 is ranked 70,134^th in the world and 1^st in Congress of Armed Proletarian States for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.04 law-abiding acts per hour.