The Commonwealth of Gaeslan 339 is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 15.884 billion Gaeslan 339ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Gaeslan 339ian economy, worth 91.2 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 5,744 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gaeslan 339's national animal is the gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Gaeslan 339 is ranked 292,222^nd in the world and 1^st in The ICAC for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 1,671.7 Standard Monetary Units.