The Meso-islander Polity of Galliadurm is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Central 39 with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.097 billion Gallianese enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duipon. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Galliaduran economy, worth a remarkable 4,081 trillion Uthams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 270,345 Uthams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Central 39's wardrobe, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers', and the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. Crime is totally unknown. Galliadurm's national animal is the Premortal Marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Avianism.

Galliadurm is ranked 292,553^rd in the world and 132^nd in Cape of Good Hope for Most Primitive, scoring -951.2 on the Scary Big Number Scale.