by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 388thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 506thMost Ignorant Citizens: 612th
The Supreme and Exalted Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Deo Vindice
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate / Minister of Admissions / Sector Senator for Vosdaya
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population17.841 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Wentworth
FaithJudaism USCJ

AnimalDouble Headed Eagle

The Supreme and Exalted Empire of Gatchina is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Wentworth with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.841 billion Gatchinans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strelsau. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gatchinan economy, worth a remarkable 5,640 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 316,133 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment, and pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Gatchina's national animal is the Double Headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Judaism USCJ.

Gatchina is ranked 4,925th in the world and 3rd in Krasnaya for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 17,106.12 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 388thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 506thMost Ignorant Citizens: 612thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 658thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 889thLargest Gambling Industry: 899thLowest Crime Rates: 933rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,157thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,239thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,385thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,518thLargest Black Market: 1,616thHighest Economic Output: 1,649thMost Devout: 1,783rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,798thFattest Citizens: 1,887thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,290thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,486thLargest Governments: 3,221stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,258thMost Primitive: 3,371stLargest Mining Sector: 3,520thLargest Retail Industry: 4,925thMost Efficient Economies: 5,493rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,690thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,943rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,189thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,888thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,680thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,583rdMost Beautiful Environments: 9,852ndLargest Populations: 10,074thBest Weather: 11,349thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,536thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,320thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,992ndMost Conservative: 15,316thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,468thMost Authoritarian: 21,336thMost Influential: 22,090thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23,401st
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the region

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