The Armed Republic of General Kirab is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The cynical population of 20.928 billion General Kirabians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and International Aid. The average income tax rate is 46.0%.

The General Kirabian economy, worth 742 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 35,492 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. General Kirab's national animal is the attack helicopter.

General Kirab is ranked 144,103^rd in the world and 2^nd in Covfefe for Most Primitive, scoring -50.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.