The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Brachycardian Puppet is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Afro Thunder with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.302 billion Generic Brachycardian Puppetians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brachycardian City. The average income tax rate is 18.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Generic Brachycardian Puppetian economy, worth 360 trillion endoes a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is 49,367 endoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Generic Brachycardian Puppet's new capital, Afro Thunder has just been declared ruler of Generic Brachycardian Puppet in an international press conference, Defender Moralism has been named as Generic Brachycardian Puppet's national religion, and heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in. Crime is relatively low. Generic Brachycardian Puppet's national animal is the guinea pigs I guess fendas like those and its national religion is Defender Moralism.

Generic Brachycardian Puppet is ranked 130,008^th in the world and 6^th in LIA claimed lands for Safest, scoring 71.11 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.