The Stenchland of Generic Monkey is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Mother Superior Mary Vinegarette with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.895 billion Generic Monkeyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poooil. The average income tax rate is 61.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Generic Monkeyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,245 trillion Stenchbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,613 Stenchbucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', and foreign powers often deal with problems that Generic Monkey can't handle. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Generic Monkey's national animal is the Skunk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sisters of Ensalada Verde.

Generic Monkey is ranked 231,849^th in the world and 8^th in The Regected Realms for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 685.24 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.