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Most Advanced Public Transport: 102ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 341stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 382nd
The Dear Leader of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Gest is Best
Influence
Apprentice
Dear Leader
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Gest II

Population22.612 billion

CapitalGestodar
LeaderGest
FaithGestism

CurrencyDollar
AnimalCondor

The Dear Leader of Gest II is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Gest with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.612 billion Gestists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gestodar. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Gestist economy, worth a remarkable 7,059 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 312,180 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline, and when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Gest II's national animal is the Condor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Gestism.

Gest II is ranked 1,337th in the world and 2nd in The Invaders for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 9,258.16 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 102ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 341stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 382ndMost Subsidized Industry: 423rdLargest Black Market: 430thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 796thLargest Mining Sector: 830thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,337thHighest Economic Output: 2,299thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,345thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,395thHighest Average Incomes: 2,759thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,764thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,916thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,976thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,472ndLargest Governments: 3,560thMost Avoided: 3,618thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,649thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,267thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,379thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,396thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,856thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,929thMost Conservative: 6,492ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,606thMost Authoritarian: 7,395thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,548thMost Secular: 12,907thLargest Populations: 15,263rdTop
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Most Developed: 16,495thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,002ndHealthiest Citizens: 23,733rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30,664thMost Patriotic: 30,783rd
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gest II was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Gest II was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Gest II was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Gest II was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Gest II was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Gest II was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Gest II was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Gest II was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Gest II was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and the Top 5% for Most Developed.
  • : Gest II was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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