The Kingdom of Gladaic Ordon is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 470 million Gladaic Ordonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 59.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Gladaic Ordonian economy, worth 11.7 trillion Bromes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,933 Bromes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in, that which doesn't kill you can get you de-platformed, Gladaic Ordon City has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, and financial crimes carry severe sentences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gladaic Ordon's national animal is the Dark Forest Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gladaic Ordon is ranked 98,394^th in the world and 4,436^th in Balder for Highest Drug Use, scoring 181.49 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.