The Queendom of Global Harran is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Jasmine Morenai with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.615 billion Harran Virals are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Harran. The average income tax rate is 52.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Harran Viral economy, worth a remarkable 2,442 trillion Baklavas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 146,997 Baklavas, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, and quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Global Harran's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Children of the Sun.

Global Harran is ranked 98,509^th in the world and 3^rd in Astares Covenant for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,045.35 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.