The Republic of Global Nations is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning unicorn population. The democratic population of 6.928 billion Global Nationsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 25.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Global Nationsian economy, worth 176 trillion baht a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,475 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Global Nations's national animal is the unicorn.

Global Nations is ranked 178,688^th in the world and 2^nd in Global Nations for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.