The Republic of Gloopy is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.051 billion Gloopyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The strong Gloopyian economy, worth 135 trillion cuuutes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 44,369 cuuutes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 285,964 per year while the poor average 2,781, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gloopy's national animal is the cuuute, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Gloopy is ranked 269,787^th in the world and 3^rd in Ozymandium for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -4.81 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.