The Holy Camaraderie of GloriUous Mother Russia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ministerial Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 5.591 billion Comrades are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christburg. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient GloriUouian economy, worth 998 trillion uberubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 178,665 uberubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Comrades, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Christburg for fear of causing a fuss, and trains and passengers alike are often late. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GloriUous Mother Russia's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Communist Orthodoxy.

GloriUous Mother Russia is ranked 166,529^th in the world and 4^th in A few unrelated but nearby nations for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 351.08 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.