The Thiefdom of Gmor is a titanic, pleasant nation, notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 21.738 billion Gmorians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.3%.

The strong Gmorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,149 trillion Markas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 52,895 Markas, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Gmor has designated Gmor City as its capital city, swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds, open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries, and even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Gmor's national animal is the Red Snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gmor is ranked 248,324^th in the world and 13,176^th in Balder for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -2.68 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.