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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,203rdLargest Black Market: 7,893rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,798th
The Trance of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Goa

Population19.773 billion

CurrencyGold
AnimalElephant

The Trance of Goa is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.773 billion Goans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Goan economy, worth a remarkable 2,741 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,673 Golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 448,898 per year while the poor average 32,349, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service, the governments pockets have been emptied filling useless garages, and the trail of chickpeas is a controversial part of middle school curriculum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goa's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Goa is ranked 263,291st in the world and 2nd in Trance for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 38.75 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,203rdLargest Black Market: 7,893rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,798thHighest Economic Output: 10,906thMost Secular: 11,378thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,040thTop
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Most Patriotic: 16,688thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,155thMost Developed: 18,381stLargest Populations: 19,891stHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,451stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,236thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,613thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,719thHealthiest Citizens: 23,347thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,479thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,481stHighest Food Quality: 26,565thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26,610thMost Authoritarian: 27,249thMost Accessible: 29,083rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 31,223rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 31,401stHighest Average Incomes: 31,547thMost Inclusive: 33,335th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Goa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, the trail of chickpeas is a controversial part of middle school curriculum.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, the governments pockets have been emptied filling useless garages.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Goa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, legend has it Leader's shower singing echoes through the halls of government.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers.

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