The Empire of Goblin 222 is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.64 billion Goblin 222ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The strong Goblin 222ian economy, worth 474 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 49,211 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 317,174 per year while the poor average 3,084, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Goblin 222's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Goblin 222 is ranked 129,105^th in the world and 1^st in Cave for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 9,450 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.