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Most Armed: 15,396thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24,275thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,328th
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Goblin 41

Population9.891 billion

Currencylira
Animalsquirrel

The Empire of Goblin 41 is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.891 billion Goblin 41ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 48.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Goblin 41ian economy, worth 715 trillion lire a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,362 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

A newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Goblin 41ian as 'your finger, you fool', soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', and homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goblin 41's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Goblin 41 is ranked 272,574th in the world and 15th in Gobbotopia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 37.37 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Armed: 15,396thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24,275thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,328thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,344thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31,513th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Goblin 41, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblin 41, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblin 41, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblin 41, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Goblin 41ian as 'your finger, you fool'.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblin 41, governments opposing Goblin 41 are beset by rebels.
  • : Goblin 41 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblin 41, the Not a Tax Haven Foundation is the most popular charity.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblin 41, the Goblin 41ian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblin 41, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblin 41, the Small Council has more than a little influence.

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