The Matriarchy of Goddess Danu is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Danu with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.431 billion Goddess Danuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eire. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Goddess Danuan economy, worth a remarkable 2,683 trillion Anus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 199,818 Anus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Goddess Danu has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, and children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goddess Danu's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Celtic Polytheism.

Goddess Danu is ranked 250,102^nd in the world and 6^th in The Goddesses for Largest Black Market, with 179 billion Standard Monetary Units.