
| Population | 47.883 billion |
| Capital | Archona |
| Leader | Sarathress of the Subtle Strike |
| Faith | Atheism |
| Currency | Shard Rind |
| Animal | Cougar |
The Modly Moderator Moderating Moderately in Moderation of Godular is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sarathress of the Subtle Strike with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 47.883 billion Godulans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Archona. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Godulan economy, worth an astonishing 34,167 trillion Shard Rinds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 713,568 Shard Rinds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Snap elections are called over every minor impasse, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and the horniness of the great-horned Cougar is considered a national priority. Crime is totally unknown. Godular's national animal is the Cougar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.
Godular is ranked 72,494th in the world and 1st in The Godulus Empire for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,334.82 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
Endorsements Received: None.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Godular, the horniness of the great-horned Cougar is considered a national priority.
- : Following new legislation in
Godular, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
- : Following new legislation in
Godular, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
- : Following new legislation in
Godular, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
- : Following new legislation in
Godular, the nation is wading into dangerous waters.
- : Following new legislation in
Godular, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons.
- : Following new legislation in
Godular, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
- : Following new legislation in
Godular, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.
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Godular adopted General Assembly Resolution #15 "Space Transport and Astronomical Research".
- : Following new legislation in
Godular, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.





































































