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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 887thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,031stMost Avoided: 1,117th
The Democratic States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Pride and Industry
Influence
Enforcer
The Ancient One
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Godwadan

Population21.06 billion

CapitalYina
LeaderUndergod Anima
FaithHindu

Currencyfranc
Animalpanther

The Democratic States of Godwadan is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Undergod Anima with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.06 billion Godwadanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yina. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Godwadanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,981 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 189,063 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, and garbage is told to go back to where it came from. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Godwadan's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hindu.

Godwadan is ranked 1,031st in the world and 1st in Merciam for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 21,532.07 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 887thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,031stMost Avoided: 1,117thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,211thLargest Black Market: 1,456thLargest Retail Industry: 1,511thFattest Citizens: 1,515thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,793rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,847thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,309thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,143rdTop
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Most Primitive: 3,981stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,205thMost Devout: 5,935thMost Efficient Economies: 5,943rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,202ndHighest Economic Output: 6,483rdNudest: 6,484thMost Stationary: 6,605thRudest Citizens: 8,014thMost Influential: 8,581stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,920thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,269thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,151stHighest Average Incomes: 13,118thTop
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Largest Populations: 17,751stLargest Governments: 18,066thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,482ndMost Conservative: 24,943rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27,096th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Godwadan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Godwadan, garbage is told to go back to where it came from.
  • : Following new legislation in Godwadan, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies.
  • : Following new legislation in Godwadan, sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters.
  • : Godwadan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Godwadan, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Godwadan, computers have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Godwadan, cub scouts are being asked to hand in their woggles as the state withdraws funding for scouting.
  • : Following new legislation in Godwadan, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good.
  • : Following new legislation in Godwadan, Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling'.

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