The All-Saints Paradise of Goncar is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Executive Director Austin Walls with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 32.945 billion Goncarans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jacob-Martin. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goncaran economy, worth a remarkable 5,096 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 154,691 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The blind lead the blind in social welfare, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, and the monarch's main official duty is christening ships. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goncar's national animal is the Alligator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Goncar is ranked 8,220^th in the world and 2^nd in The Social Liberal Union for Fattest Citizens, with 19.42 Obesity Rate.