The Allied States of Jankono is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.313 billion OOFS hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Totally Normal City. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient OOF economy, worth 870 trillion robucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 163,925 robucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's never a spare chair in the retirement home, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and a passport is literally priceless. Crime is totally unknown. Jankono's national animal is the noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ALL OF THEM.

Jankono is ranked 5,416^th in the world and 123^rd in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 14,637.12 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.